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conference whore

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.
Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.
by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013
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Craft Corner Deathmatch

The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
by angry viewer August 13, 2008
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Chris Colfer

Person 1: Wow Chris Colfer is really good-looking!
Person 2: Yeah, he is pretty flawless.
by drexandra August 6, 2011
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the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.
Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"
by angleddjango September 13, 2014
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Chris Colfer

The most talented member of the Glee cast. He can dance. He can act his ass off. He has killer range.

One minute he was cute as a button, the next, he was supermegafoxyawesomehot. He should win any award he's nominated for because he's that good.
Girl: Did you watch Glee last night?
Kurtsie: Oh my god! wasn't it awesome!? Chris Colfer looked damn fine! He had me in tears again!
Girl: I know dude!
by ProudKurtsie October 19, 2010
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Conferido

verb.
origin: RYAN CONFERIDO of QUEST CREW on America's Best Dance Crew

to own the shit out of someone through dance with awesome flips, tricks, b-boy moves, and incredibly sexy hair.
"Bitch, I'll conferido the crap outta you!"

"Conferido that shit!"
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The Creeper Corner

The new box in the top right corner of Facebook. A box that makes it much easier to creep on people/stalk them, due to it constantly updating and showing every little action performed by one of your friends with astounding efficiency.
Bill: I wish there was an easier way for me to creep on Theresa on Facebook.
Bob: Check it out man, they have this new thing called the Creeper Corner that allows you to see every little thing someone does. It's in the top right corner.
Bill: Awesome dude! Now I don't have to hit "refresh" or "most recent" every time I wanna see what she's up to. This new thing does the job for you!
by Ginormous D September 22, 2011
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