Cooze

(n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.

"Ohh, god damnit, don't pick up the phone, I don't want to talk to that worthless fuckin' cooze. Society would seriously be better off if she'd fuckin' die in a fire."

by Jean-Paul St. Croix July 31, 2008

cooze

A vagina; usually derogatory, usually wet, though not always, referring to a slut's vagina, showing signs of recent/repeated use; or a woman who is an owner of such a cooze, being herself called a cooze; a conniving, sexually lascivious woman; or discharged liquid from such a cooze; a pussy, or more closely linked, a cunt. Cunt is a synonym for cooze, both for it's anotomical definition, and it's connotating a woman of such quality.

1. That cooze fucked my best friend.
2. I was kissing her on the neck, next thing I know her cooze is getting all gushy like a river.

by xmadmardiganx December 28, 2005

cooze

Wet, slimy pussy, or the cum that comes out of it. Also spelled coose.

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Clean-up, aisle three! Grab a mop for the cooze.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

the cooz

nickname of bob cousy, the fuckin greatest basketball player of all time.

oh...he shoots the 3! bam...wet like the cooz.

by jewbag May 10, 2005

cooz

During the 1950's and 1960's, the Boston Celtics basketball team had an all-star point guard named Bob Cousy who was known for his extraordinary ball-handling ability. He was particularly famous for dribbling the basketball between his legs - a fete that required him to squat (usually, although he could do it on the run too) and spread his legs wide to get the ball through. His knickname was "The Cooz" - and around New England women who spread their legs far enough to see things they were taught to keep far from prying eyes were thought to be mimicking Bob Cousy's between-the-legs dribble, thus revealing the old "cooz."

Wow! Take a gander at the cooz on the broad sittin' over there on the couch!

by rljsax March 18, 2013

cooze

slut

Ok, let me tell ya what "Like a Virgin"'s about.
It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine.
I'm talking, morning, day,night, afternoon,
Dick, dick,dick, dick, dick,dick, dick, dick, dick.

by sdunn October 21, 2003

cooze

Slang for VAGINA

She ceaselessly stabbed at that fetid stinkpit of a cooze with the dildo she had just removed from the black hole of decay in the cult classic titled Hit Her in the Shitter... sequel to Stuck Her in the Pucker

by ramazz January 24, 2003