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Cooter Scooter

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.
Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.
by Duncan O'Toole August 3, 2009
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We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.
"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!
by Bill May 20, 2004
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a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.
Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.
by zmar328 September 27, 2012
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A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.
Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.
by versilius January 13, 2009
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a great mutual who is very entertaining & i love being their mutual its very cool i love him very much they use he/they/it pronouns :)
wow! cooterscooterslayer is so cool i wish i could be its friend
look! its cooterscooterslayer hes so cool!!

i love being cooterscooterslayers mutual they're awesome!
by mmavh July 2, 2021
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by Miccck January 24, 2021
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Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter
"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"
by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022
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