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Booze coordinator

A person among a group of friends that decides who needs to drink more and who needs to stop drinking. This person is something of a combination between the drink police and a booze bouncer.
Dude 1: "Dude you need to stop drinking! We're gonna play some drinking games later and you're already wasted! And you over there... you didn't drink enough, stop being a sissy!"
Dude 2: "Fucking booze coordinator, mind your own business!"
by Da Vin Chee January 20, 2010
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chaos coordinator

1. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge
2. Miracle worker who keeps the company going by leading, organizing, planning, and delivering with a smile fueled by passion and caffeine.
3. Expert problem solver
4. Expert at juggling insane amounts of activities at any given moment

See also wizard, magician, miracle worker
The chaos coordinator can take care of another project; he seems to enjoy it.
by notanexpert December 9, 2022
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Send Coordinator

The coolest guy who plans all the parties, commonly very attractive and has all the moves. Nothing goes on in the city unless the send coordinator approves.
Guy: Holy shit, the send coordinator is over there.

Girl: OMG, that guy throws the phatest ragers!
by anonymous December 22, 2021
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Coordinator Pants

These are work slacks or pants that differ in tone from the commonly accepted color at the workplace, which is usually khaki. In most cases, these slacks are a different tone, but not a completely different color. In a workplace where khaki is the color of choice, many of those above entry-level will wear different tones of khaki ranging from yellow-brown to dark brown.

In a workplace with a strict dress code, there needs to be a way to differentiate the lowly employees from those slightly higher on the management food chain. A different shade of pants is used to broadcast one's higher position within the company.
"Maybe we can ask him for help?"
"No, don't ask him!"
"Why not?"
"Don't you see? He's wearing coordinator pants."
by Pfizer January 11, 2006
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Assassination Coordinates

When mean or naughty netizens spitefully or wickedly decide to share someone's live location online, such as their whereabout or those of their loved ones, which increases the odds of those who dislike these oft-über-rich or obnoxious fellows to threaten, kidnap, or harm them out of envy, jealousy, or hatred.
A self-confessed “free speech champion” rationalized that he’d zero choice but to ban the Twitter accounts of some “anti-MAGA” journalists because they’re guilty of providing “assassination coordinates” to tens of thousands of his fiends and foes, who’d arm themselves to shorten his days “improving” the lives of billions on this side of eternity.
by Covido December 16, 2022
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tire-eye coordination

The ability to see a small object on the road and align your vehicle's tire just right so that it crushes the small object (like unopened/or opened beverage cans, and--if youre real deranged--small rodents like possums, squirrels, etc)
Dude did you see that guy turn that bunny into roadkill?? He's gotta have hella good tire-eye coordination to be able to do that!!
by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008
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hand-penis coordination

(N) the ability to coordinate your piss from a penis with the use of your hands.
haha, his hand-penis coordination sucks. he aimed for the tree and pissed in your eye.
by aiden amazing November 7, 2007
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