Coontilly

A combination of a coon and a tilly. Pretty much a black man fight

Jon: Your a coontilly!
Rob: Just cause im black?

by Zalucky January 25, 2011

Cooktail Hour

This will be our cooktail hour drink!! We would be stupid sloppy drunk and burn all the damn food!! We should send that to the Urban Dictionary.



Cooktail hour. The hour before you start cooking where you drink some type of fruity alcholic concoction to get you in the mood to cook. Usually done on a busy holiday like Thanksgiving when you have a lot of dishes to prepare.

T: Hey lil sis, did you put the turkey in? It’s almost cooktail hour.

K: yeah big sis, let’s throw a couple back before we start mashing the potatoes!

by KC, MFD & Big Sister T December 8, 2007

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

WARNING! this video contains flashing lights

A video that has a warning of flashing lights

Me:Watches a video
Video:WARNING! this video contains flashing lights
Me:*Lowers down the brightness*

by ihandlethisidk August 28, 2022

Virtual cocktails

having drinks with friends, via the phone.

Since we can't meet for drinks because we live in different states, we regularly have virtual cocktails.

by LDog and Court G February 23, 2009

Coontis

A Non-rude way of saying "cunt". Saying Cunt without being rude.

You're a Coontis.
OR
That guy is a Coontis

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

Cowtails

A hairstyle, with short hair at the back and long hair towards the front. Some examples are, Ramona Flowers and Chi-Chi from Dragon Ball.

"Cowtails are so cute! I want to get them."

by 10YearoldPornstar August 18, 2020