cool whip 

cool whip

do the cool whip

cool whip by JustNyou December 24, 2018

Cool Whip mask 

Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.

Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!

Cool Whip mask by yoseason February 26, 2009

Cool Whip It! 

When a group of people is sharing stories at their weekly get together and Nicole has a story in her pocket that will trump all others. That person is about to put the icing on the cake of all stories and Cool Whip It!

Come on Nicole! Tell the story already! Cool Whip It!

Cool Whip It! by Nicky John February 19, 2018

cool whip it 

When a Saturday night group of causally drunk people all tell their life stories and you encourage the last person (nicole) to give the icing on the cake story and cool whip it.

Wow that was a great story but I’m about to cool whip it!

cool whip it by Nicky John May 7, 2018

baby cool whip 

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

baby cool whip by baby cool whip man December 9, 2010

The Cool Whip Game 

A game played by primarily adolescent males where the objective is to sing the first line of the 'cool whip' jingle and try to get as many people surrounding him to join in with him on the second chorus. Full points are given for each person to actually sing the worlds, half points for anyone who hums.

Jimmy: Cool whip..*Hums*

Steve: (unconsciously): Cool whi...damnit jimmy are you playing the cool whip game again?

The Cool Whip Game by MrVincentVega October 3, 2007

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip 

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"

Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."

No Strawberries in our Cool Whip by Dr. Gangstalicious Jones, E$q. April 3, 2015