A Porsche Boxster, from the habits of their drivers, primarily cocks. Cockster owners are famous for being gigantic assholes to cover up for the fact that they couldn't afford a 911, but still want to be as snobby as one a 911 pilot.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
Usually justifies his spending via a discussion of how raw power isn't important, it is the raw feel of a car, handling, etc. May make reference (rightfully so) to how the 911 is still putting its engine in the wrong place, but do not be fooled by his pseudointellectualism, no matter his justification, nobody will buy a Boxster if they can afford a 911.
That fucking Cockster cut me off!
by EnderVandensloane June 29, 2010
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A transgender chicken. Usually happens when a farmer has too many female/male chickens so he decides to do surgery the chicken.
by bisexual chicken January 29, 2019
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The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"
In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.
The term came up by adding surnames "Cook" to "Castro"
In this pairing, David Cook is top while Jason Castro takes the bottom.
Fan #1: "Did you see the insane amount of Cookstro happening during yesterday's show?"
Fan #2: "How could I miss that"
Fan #2: "How could I miss that"
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Get the Coolster mug.One partner shoves his penis into an oreo cakester, while the other partner licks and eats it off, and by the end of the chocolaty goodness, the male gives her his "extra creamy" surprise.
"Yo i gave that bitch an oreo cockster, but she had no idea when the extra creamy surprise was coming...you should have seen the look on her face!
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