A man who was sober and ate cooked yogurt out of a microwave, and got a finger shoved up his ass. CYAF’s are very rare to find. There’s at least one Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger in this world.
WOAH do you see that cooked yogurt ass finger over there, he cooked yogurt and shoved big finger up ass! woah! - jesus 2k20
by jeff roller October 7, 2020
Get the Cooked Yogurt Ass Finger mug.A half Asian and half any other race (white or black) person. Cocked Asian is what you call someone when their parents are bi-racial and their mom specifically is Asian. This phrase came from many Half Asian kids not having Asian dads. This is because Asian mom's were cocked by another race.
by rex virtual February 7, 2017
Get the Cocked Asian mug.Describes the extent of a situation. Used when a normal situation becomes fucked up or retarded; but mostly just gay.
Leslie(boss): "You better clean this place up or else you're fired."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
Felix(employee): "Ahh... this is fucking crooked up the ass."
by shwat October 8, 2007
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