Dry Lunch Convention

A meeting or party where the people all lack charisma and banter.

Greg: How was the Christmas party last night?
Terence: It was shit mate, total dry lunch convention.

by Cheesed1ck December 5, 2019

my internet connection

Trash

My internet connection is trash

by Sanguine Pendulum May 4, 2018

Jimmy Dean convention

A social event with far more males in attendance than females, i.e. a sausage-fest.

We went to the bar last night and it was like a damned Jimmy Dean convention in there.

by Count de Monet April 3, 2009

Geneva Convention

Something I've violated.

If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.

by Salamander888 April 20, 2020

Tool Convention

Any gathering predominantly populated by tools, or individuals who lack the capacity to not conform to systems and arbitrary rules, and who generally lack the ability to think or act creatively.

Duuuude, you really didn't miss anything: that wedding was basically a tool convention.

by Steinus July 19, 2012

Post Convention Depression Disorder

A condition affectiong conventioneers upon returning home. Symptoms include hangover (usually on the 1st day after return from convention) , lack of satisfaction in life because you're not at convention and checking the calendar every day to see how long until the next convention. Sufferers often write inconsequential messages on facebook or texts to other sufferers. This temporarily seems to provide some relief, but the effect doesn't last.

Sorry, I'm just not happy. I think I have Post Convention Depression Disorder.

by Chim007 April 13, 2011

kairi consentino

kairi the one midget from tiktok who is associated mattia polibio, alejandro rosario, alvaro romero, roshaun diah and olaf from frozen. smallest out of the nj boys group. the cutest asian you’ll ever see <3 cute as shit

person 1: who’s the cutest leprechaun on tiktok?

person 2: kairi consentino duhh

by nj boys December 8, 2019