Someone who tries to link the smallest things together in a conspiracy theory, and most likely pins pictures of these things on a cork board and runs string between them to fuel the theory
Derek: Hey have you seen John recently?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
Connor: Nope, he's been too caught up in his idea that bananas are responsible for lung cancer
Derek: Man he really is a Cork Board Conspiracist isn't he?
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To act of conspiracitizing is to combine a hypothetical plot against someone or something with the act of over intensifying an absolute worst case scenario (aka catastrophizing) .
I kept running all the "what ifs" in my head over and over and over again until I finally had enough conspiracitizing for the night.
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by Naut A. Idiot November 16, 2024
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A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.
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