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Convostasis

The state a conversation, when both parties involved have exhausted all possible conversation topics, but continue to participate in the discussion because of the enjoyment they get from hanging out with the other person. The 'convo' has effectively achieved a status of balance and equlibrium, or in Latin, -stasis. It is usually, although not limited, between two people, and occurs most often in a facebook chat, or cell phone conversation.
" Annie and I were talking all night, and then we just ran out of things to say. We were in convostasis for a good hour."
by natidawg October 6, 2009
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Composterous

1. Composing yourself in a bitch like manner. i.e. composing yourself preposterously

2. Scenarios: consisting of events that leave you flustered.
Gabriel was using Mikes pillow as a footrest, Mike said "You're being fucking composterous"

There's four pieces of pie and you're the fifth person, how fucking composterous!

When your Ho doesn't want to fuck! "Bitch you're being composterous!"
by composterous inc November 19, 2009
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compostit

A photo made up of several parts, similar to a composite, but leads the audience to falsely believe it is a real photo. Sometimes assisted with text.
Post: Here is a spectacular long exposure shot of the Milky Way, with a beautiful silky smooth waterfall in the foreground and some eagles soaring overhead through the warm sun-lit god-rays from the fluffy clouds, a lightning strike, and a few unicorns dancing in the distance under the double rainbow. We’ve been waiting patiently all day to capture such a rare such a moment! Oh by the way it’s a compostit image .. ooh I mean a composite image.

Comment: yes it's compost alright :D
by mogydee June 24, 2018
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Copposter

Any person who drives a white car of the same make and model as the local law enforcement, thereby causing fellow motorist to hit their brakes before they realize its just another civiilan
I was doing 90 down the freeway and had to hit my brakes becasue I ran up on a cop, then I realized it was just a copposter.
by Genghis April 25, 2003
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Kate Compost

A composting of food scraps, eggshells, and leftovers made by literally throwing foodstuff out the back door and into the backyard. There does not need to be any real or intended garden or compost, and if there is, you certainly don't need to aim for it.

Popular for its ease and lack of waste. As long as you throw far and don't maintain your yard, who cares where it will decompose!
Kate: "This is how you compost, right?" *throws banana peel into backyard*

Razz: "Breakfast done, just gotta trash the eggshells and scrape off the bacon grease."
Leif: "Let's make a Kate Compost!" *toss paper plate out the back door*
by RazzInTown September 9, 2011
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Go compost yourself

Ultimate eco-nerd insult, invented by lifeguards in Pittsburgh. Your not worth trash, or recycling, you need to decompose and come back as a plant.
“Jared, you forgot to bring the kombucha! Go compost yourself”
by plantlord69 May 26, 2019
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Compost Cone

The adding of weed to the top of burnt ash to allow ash to sink/snap through the cone/bowl piece.
“Yo pack this compost cone it’s not sinking

Sinking Green allows ash to sink/snap”
by Mrbruce.Banner September 8, 2022
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