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Scorched Connelly

An alcohol beverage enjoyed in Northern Canada that consists of 1 oz. of Scotch, 12 oz. of Molson Canadian (or the like), bitters and lime. Order is important. The “serpent,” which is a term given by Scotch connoisseurs to the alcohol fumes locked in Scotch, should be released by a drop or two of distilled water before beer is added. This cocktail is served primarily to complement the live viewing of any number of recreation-level ice sports, such as hockey, curling or figure skating.

The drink’s name combines a colloquial curling expression given to a type shot delivered with excessive force and no outwardly discernable strategy other than to “let the chips fall where they may,” as well as a popular name of Scottish heritage.

A variant that uses rye and ice shavings instead of Scotch and water is referred to as a Zamboni Man.
"We were up by two in the ninth end when Andy put his brain in neutral and sent a scorcher into the house that left the other team lying two with a shot to the button for the win. He apologized and promised to buy Scorched Connellys all night long. We’re good."
by BelieveAnything January 20, 2014
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Jennifer Connelly

An attractive, slightly underrated female actress with slit-like nostrils. Probably best know for staring in the Hulk.
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Jennifer Connelly

The phenomenon where to similar items are placed back to back. It is usually used to bring a vivid and disturbing visual to mind.

This is a direct reference to the movie Requiem for a Dream.
Mike: I looked up the new Mac Book air today, they have a picture of 2 of them Jennifer Connelly'd
Steve: Aw dude, that’s so wrong...
Mike: I know, right?
by Gooncomander November 26, 2010
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Jennifer Connelly

A semi-decent 40-something actress that starred in the movie "Blood Diamond", and others. Born on December 12th, 1970 in Catskill Mountains, New York. Best known for her slit-like nostrils, bushy eyebrows and pointy nose.
Q: Who was the black haired actress that starred alongside Leonardo DiCaprio in Blood Diamond?

A: That was Jennifer Connelly.
by TheTruthSpeaker91 March 11, 2010
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Randy Connelly

One of the most awesomeness person you could ever meet,i dont know why someone would ever not like this person or not want to be like them one day
by kurai tsuki May 6, 2018
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Jake Connelly

Captain of the Harvard hockey team, Jake Connelly is the hottest off campus/Briar U boy. He just hits different. He is a fucking god and he managed to pull the goddess that is Brenna Jensen.
Hannah wells: “Jake Connelly is so handsome

Garret Graham: “ shut upppp”
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peyton connelly

hottest girl you will ever meet, you might get rejected for a while at first but then she will finally come thru. sweetest girl you will ever meet in your whole entire life, Peyton has the most charming smile and has the most beautiful eyes. people wish they could be half of what she is. she is always down to cuddle and have a good time. they have a funny personality and she loves hanging up lights and if she is your girl she will support you 100%. if you reject a Peyton Connelly you are a piece of shit. in conclusion…. do you want to hang next weekend???
*person 1* - is that Peyton Connelly???
*person 2* - yeah she is fine as wine!
by the real poopy pants January 4, 2020
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