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conjoined twin

Someone who is born as a twin that is attached to the other twin in some way. Over 50% of all conjoined twins die at childbirth. Many others don't live to be 10. However, doctors can seperate conjoined twins but the procedure is very risky.
Michael and Matthew are conjoined twins. They are joined at the head and may never seperate.
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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Conklin

Of or relating to a bad ass from back east. Also see; pimp
You're so Conklin dude you don't even know how Conklin you are.
by Dalzdead May 4, 2009
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Conklin Vengeance

Zacky Vengeance fan; filipino
speaks tagalog/Filipino
Makati
Jan Conklin ''Vengeance'' Edig
Guy: Do you see that guy??
Girl: You mean the guy that's wearing the Avenged Sevenfold hat, shirt, shoes, pants, and has a tattoo of Zacky Vengeance on his upper arm??
Guy: Yea...
Girl: Oh. Yea I see him. He looks like a Conklin Vengeance.
Guy: Oh trust me. He iss!
by ConklinVengeanceFan!!\m/ August 21, 2010
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Conjoined Conception

A form of conception widely discredited by western medicine, conjoined conception involves a set of conjoined twins that act as a transportation vessel to stimulate and prepare semen for their journey to the ovum.

The conjoined twins sit between the conceiving couple and light incense to create a fertile space. One of the twins then orally pleasures the male until completion, being sure to collect all the seed in their mouth. They then transmit the collected fluids into the mouth of the other conjoined twin, masterfully delivering every last drop of the payload. Finally, the conjoined twin puts their mouth to the vagina of the future mother and forcefully project the semen into the vagina, completing the rigorous ceremony.
After months of attempting to conceive, Mary asked John if he could ring up his brothers for a conjoined conception.
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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Cacklined

A word when you laughed/cackled so hard that you thought you passed away and flatlined. A contraction of cackle, and flatlined.
Kay: Talking about Julian from Ghosts BBC "Bro literally came and went."

Aimee: visibly passing away "HELP, I CACKLINED.
by Eztunias. October 3, 2023
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conjoined twinophilia

kän-'joind 'twi-nuh-fil-ee-uh
1. n. Sexual attraction to conjoined twins 2. A strong desire to engage in sexual activities with the 2 headed beast.
Man, did you see that special on TLC about the conjoined twins? They were smokin hot!

(Conjoined twinophilia)

Hint: go to google images and type in "Abby and Brittany"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 21, 2007
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A contained fart

A fart that is trapped in a area and the smell won't go away!
Mom just let out A contained fart the smell just wont leave the house!
by Joecrash396 June 18, 2018
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