Cony

A toupé worn by people with a lack of hair to cover up them being folically challenged

Is that a Cony he's wearing?

by Mi_key November 2, 2006

coni

a makeshift condom, eg a mars bar wrapper and a elastic band.

oh god i had to make a coni last night!

by Alex Crowe February 15, 2007

Cony-catcher

Any con-man, trickster, pimp, or thief looking for an innocent mark, or "cony", to trick.

That cony-catcher is just waiting for a rube to shakedown.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Coni

Cool + Nice = Coni

Oh boi, that girl is so coni!

by hennisilars March 25, 2017

Conis

The act of visiting a dead relatives gravestone and proceed to absolutely obliterate and conceive an incomprehensible amount of cum all over the gravestone and screaming “strengthen this holy ground in the of name conis”

“yo bro yesterday i went to visit my grandma’s tombstone and had a down right conis”

by gobblerofsweetcranberry July 3, 2022

Cony

A rube, or a generally naive berk. Someone easily peeled and bobbed. Victims of cony-catchers.

"That cony got ripped-off within an hour of getting off the bus to New York from Iowa, he had no street sense at all."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021

Cony-catcher

Con-men, tricksters or thieves looking for someone to peel.

"Watch out for Old Nick the Stick, that cony-catcher is looking for rubes like you to con out of their drawers."

by Zed Numar July 25, 2021