Confustion

Being so confused that you quite literally explode.

Portmanteau of confusion and combustion.

Aww man, my chemistry homework almost had my brain in a state of confustion last night.

by ch3mgrl May 29, 2009

confustion

Discussion of a confusing nature leading to general misinterpretation and seemingly random comments.

Fiona: Did get phished?
Pete: CLAMS!
Fiona: It seems I may have caused some confustion.

by House Of Fu October 16, 2008

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

confustications

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 25, 2010

confusticated combobulation apparatus

(noun)a complex device; or idea used to exploit pop culture for personal or public gain. dealing extremely of complication. a device that is not understood completely by women. an economic system where speculations and debt are the chief commodities. a word that can be used to describe anything that may be regarded with ignorance. sometimes used to define a specific type of person that can take responsbility for the creation or use of a complex object or tool.

(ad)confusticated combobulation apparatusesque:having state of confusion leading to a conspirated condition.

Bob said, "how many angels can you fit on the tip of a needle."
Jill said, "i don't understand; it's all just a confusticated combobulation apparatus to me."

by mulletboat June 5, 2009

confusticated

When you dont know whats happening so you make up a word

This is a confusticated group

by Big dipshit March 3, 2018