An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.
I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".
Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.
Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.
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A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.
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Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."
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Get the I am confusion mug.When an individual proceeds to change his or her status to a confusing statement or phrase that leaves the reader with questions of either the authors state of mind or motive.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
This usually applies to Facebook, but could be applied to any social media network.
Steve: Dude, what is up with Bill?
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
Example Status:
Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
Thaddeus: Nobody knows man. He's confusebooking again.
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Bill: sometimes when you see a turtle inside of a balloon the type of sandwich available is located in the dryer. it is then that you must realize that kangaroos do not drive pixie sticks but instead turn lamps into a large man with a mustache. if this occurs within 5 feet of a small child a bell will sound, alerting all ninjas named by an orchestra to form a step team in their respective neighborhoods.
by DeviousWaffles February 5, 2010
Get the Confusebooking mug.Medieval term used to describe the ‘reverse cowgirl’ position. Used prior to the invention of the word ‘cowgirl’.
Forsooth, friend Catesby! Yon wench passed the previous evening in my chambers where she attempted a manner of copulation quite astounding. As she crouched astride my manhood, I could only imagine the poor woman to be akin to some sort of confused jouster mounting their steed in reverse.
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