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When you're telling someone about a dream you had and then someone else comes over and overhears your story in the middle of you telling it, but they don't know that it's a dream so they walk away thinking it really happened.
Charlotte must have confusomnia because she thinks I have a clown fetish, but it only happened in a dream!
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by luckycharmer99 November 28, 2016
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A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.
PAUL: I'm going to beat your ass.

JACK: Fuck around and find out, fool!
by NX STARCHILD October 16, 2020
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