confuckulations

Giving insincere commendations.

akin to congratufuckinglation

confuckulations grandma you found your teeth.

by antie nae September 27, 2011

Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work

Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit

by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019

Confuckulate

baffled: perplexed by many conflicting situations or statements. To express admiration to someone who is suffers from what almost appears or seems to be mental rigormortis.

I was so confuckulated by her imba mathematic skills...

by TiffalovesStrife December 16, 2008

Confuckulated

A state of extreme excitement due to recent sexual activity

'Dude I'm so confuckulated'

by Dai man September 21, 2016

confuckulated

confounded

I'm confuckulated, I've left my laptop where I was on holiday

by lovelifelovedonna April 27, 2010

Confuckulated

Advance level of confusion.

My day is horrible and I am so confuckulated as to why.

by Atype February 20, 2017

Confuckulated

Confusing, complicated, and completely fucked up.

Do not attempt to unfurl the United States socioeconomic and political systems, for that endeavor would prove a futile and confuckulated endeavor.

by anonymous August 18, 2022