configure-rig

21st century politically correct way to say nigger rig. See also "Southern engineering."

Verb: Yes, I'd be happy to "configure-rig" your $1200 dollar stereo in your $600 dollar Grand Am.

Adjective: My home theater system is totally "configure-rigged."

by Ifling Pooatu January 2, 2004

eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by quesondriac August 21, 2013

configurate

A term for Minecraft developed as an alternative for configure.

Configurate plugins.

by chriskade August 14, 2019

Configurating

The art of setting up and preparing a crap ton of devices.

I've been configurating devices all day, when will it end?

by Darth Reign April 23, 2024

I configure that out

What you eye-twinklingly say when presented wif a "cranky-conundrum" situation which others are at a loss as to how to solve, but you are able to see a way out dat involves designing/altering one or more components in a certain way.

Cool dude #1, observing his electronics-nerd best friend strolling by his job-site, and waving him over to where he's puzzling over a power-cables array: Hey, Bud --- I'm trying to figger out about wiring up this circuit, but how to hook up da control-switches has me majorly scratchin' my head. Any ideas?
Cool dude #2, after briefly tracing da wiring and pondering a moment: Oh, yeah --- I configure that out. We just need a couple of relays in addition to your existing start-and-stop switches.

by QuacksO February 21, 2025

Lament Configuration

A gate way to another dimension. When opened, it can give you pleasures beyond your wildest dreams. The priest it summons will show you the desires you crave.

Priest- "The box, you opened it, We came"
You- "What is it?"
Priest- "The Lament Configuration, now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures"

by TheOneTheOnlyCamel September 22, 2021

Configurate

The dumbass way of saying configure when logging issues in IT

Configurate The Monitor

by Dead Cats With Bread July 1, 2021