condonlences

The art of double-speak where an organization or individual expresses sorrow at the misfortune of a person or group which they have actively opposed, while simultaneously implying their own moral or political judgment on the party/ies

Radical anti-abortion groups issued condonlences over the murder of Dr. George Tiller.

by jerryjack June 2, 2009

contindering

When you meet someone on Tinder and go on several dates, but continue checking Tinder habitually.

Are you exclusive or contindering?

by Bkim April 19, 2015

Confundled

When you are mildly confused.

“How do you think you did on the quiz?”
“I don’t know man it had me man confundled”

by nijaropa February 16, 2019

Condoodlefy

To take a concept, condition or situation and make or cause unrecognizable confusion

Dan will condoodlefy simple directions.
Jill has a way to condoodlefy the truth.
Their way was all condoodlefied.

by Skeeter Bug June 7, 2019

contiddle

Continue to fiddle with (anything, preferably calculus oriented equations)...

When you get an indeterminate form contiddle with the equation till you cancel the offending factor.

by Infinity*10 March 26, 2010

consindering

When your stuck in a bad situation and you are thinking how to deal with it

"I just got my dick stuck in this gloryhole and i'm consindering how to get it out"

by Tuethida June 18, 2018

Confirdled

To be confused.

Eve: Why are you so confirdled?

Shayne: that's not a word.

Eve: Look it up!

Shayne: No, I'm working.

Eve: Here, I'll do it for you!

by Waffliez December 22, 2021