Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011

condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

condimension

- The illusion of many condiments in a salad bar with the strategic placement of mirrors. The reality is that without the mirrors, the salad bar is unexciting and has very few choices.

Portia L.

My old college dining hall used condimension to get the students to think that we were getting a lot of things at the salad bar while, unfortunately, there were only a few choices.

by Portia L. February 28, 2018

condimental

To over-estimate how many condiments such as salt, pepper, hot sauce or ketchup packets you needed to bring back with you to your table while dining at a fast food restaurant.

When grabbing way too many self-serve condiments, you become a mix of the words "condiment" and "mental".

Will: "Do we really need this many salt packets?"
Benjamin: "Sorry dude, I went a little bit condimental."

by Joey L dot com April 21, 2009

condamnit

a term used in place of "god damn it" typically refering to a condiment.

"i just spilled the ketchup all over me! condamnit!"

by qfizzle May 3, 2009

condimentia

When you can't remember if you have a condiment every time you go to the store, resulting in many duplicate bottles of several condiments.

While putting groceries away, Patty noticed we already had 4 other bottles of Miracle Whip. "Damn, my condimentia is really getting bad."

by 85cyclone April 17, 2016

Super Condiment Squad

From condimentsquad.com a flash cartoon super hero group with Ketchup and Mustard.

"Ketchup I'm bouncing on the couch!!!"

by N8 May 3, 2004