clown computing

When you try to cram as many services (or vms) onto a single machine as possible.

We're moving our database, app servers, reporting, message queues, mail servers, and static content to a single machine as part of the Clown Computing initiative.

by ITInformer June 3, 2009

Cloud Computing

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.

I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.

by xelanil March 21, 2011

Edge computing

The act of edging while watching porn on a computing device. A term popularised by Steve Jobs with the release of the first generation iPhone.

If you're Edge computing up there you better wipe off the keyboard when you finish.

by Uncle Phil October 19, 2018

The Compton School

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"

"the compton school is so dead"

by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019

compatronize

Patronization disguised as compassion.

Don't compatronize me with pats on the back and "there there"s.

by laughing girl January 4, 2011

Antisocial Computing

(1) The act of opting to center one's attention on a computer, PDA, phone, or alternative source of digital media while in the company of others resulting in self-exclusionary behaviors
(2) Ineffective and inefficient multi-tasking, resulting in an unequal division of ones attention among one's company and gadgetry
(3) Self-imposed isolation resulting from an inability to detach oneself from ubiquitous digital temptations

Rather than spending time engaging in conversation with the rest of the family, Sigmund sat in the corner playing solitaire on his laptop. He continued to do so, until his antisocial computing was interrupted by an incoming text message he proceeded to read aloud, derailing the ongoing discussion from the sidelines...

by Han-Solo May 18, 2010

Compton's Most Wanted

MC Eiht's crew

"G'yeah, fool, take a hike I got no time for your late night hype"

by FrenchLascar187 February 14, 2004