computator

Somebody who spends the majority of their free time on their computer.

May also be used to describe the computer neophyte.

{From a TV spot for portable generators}:

Got a new incinerator,
Got a cool refrigerator,
Smell ya later computator
WORK! HOME!! PLAY!!!

by Telephony July 3, 2014

computer

A tool that is supposed to save time but intead wastes time.

1. Viruses
2. Bugs
3. Crashes
4. Spyware
5. Urbandictionary.com :)

by Why do I keep coming here? September 24, 2003

Computer

A tool, carefully designed to make life frustrating and difficult for people who cannot properly use it.

Anyone who says computers are "meant to save time but waste time" obviously can't use them. Of course they save time. I saved two hours writing my essay by copying and pasting bits of other essays I found on the internet.

by David G. S. November 14, 2007

Computer

What you are on now

You are on the computer now

by Charlie Mulligan March 5, 2004

computer

the thing people use to:
1. Go on MySpace or any other blog-related sites
2. download porn
3. illegally download music
4. play games
5. and use to look up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com

I looked up the word "computer" on Urbandictionary.com =O.

by d3r3nc3 October 23, 2006

Computer

A $1000 facebook machine

Scoot-I need the computer

by maximum628 January 28, 2010

computer

If you're looking up this word, kill yourself.

To use the internet, one must have at least a vague idea of what a computer is.

by ddt November 21, 2004