Compromise

Mixing a good idea with a bad idea to make a slightly less bad idea in the name of bipartisanship.

Good idea: you not being sodomised.
Bad idea: me fucking your mouth AND your ass.
And the compromise is

Slightly less bad idea: me fucking your mouth OR your ass.

by Who ever December 9, 2012

Compromise

She will always get what she wants

Zariah wants a tv in the room. Travois does not so they compromise and put a tv in the room.

by Hariaz July 29, 2018

compromise

When you promise you'll wear a G string for him if he promises to take it off of you as soon as possible.

I'll compromise and wear butt floss for you tonight honey... but we are staying IN.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

Compromise

An agreement between two entities where neither party is happy with the outcome.

We compromised, I get the children on even hours and she gets them on odd hours.

by dayglo123 August 9, 2019

compromise

an arrangement between friends wherein one is constantly forced to let the others have their own way, otherwise one is considered to be an asshole.

Matt Damon's friends always make him compromise by telling him that they won't hang out with him until he makes another Bourne movie.

by rk1432 July 19, 2010

Compromise

Letting someone else get the best of you to keep life on an even keel.

Not everybody had a 6th grade version of themselves that would kick the shit out of the adult version of themselves comromising everything, some people had a 6th grade version of themselves that wanted to become rich and powerful enough to force everyone else to compromise everything.

by The Original Agahnim August 5, 2021

compromise

Backing down to her demands so you can get laid later.

I compromised with my wife that she could decorate the house green if she gave me oral treats on an airplane toilet seat.

by Duke July 9, 2003