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Communicado

A small island country that has zero communications with the outside world. Nobody really knows where it is but a lot of people are frequent visitors. Some believe it's some where in Heaven but people usually return so this cannot be the case. It's almost certainly some sort of resort in the cloud that only certain personalities can access.
Why won't he answer his phone!?

You didn't hear? Edwardo's in Communicado.
by TheBigZamboni December 17, 2017
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communism

everyone suddenly wants it when you bring a pack of bubblegum to school
joe:brings gum to class
the whole danm class:we need communism
by thechas3 December 7, 2020
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Communifake

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool
Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!
by moozing February 23, 2009
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Childhood Communism

A term referring to any period of person's childhood on communist families, or in communist countries like Mainland China.
"Childhood Communism is found everywhere." - Some communist person
by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022
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failure to communicate

A failure to communicate occurs when the lines-of-communication are so broken down that you might as well be attempting to convey information not by means of the spoken word, but rather by some obscure and arcane non-verbal dialect comprised solely of farts and tap dancing.
'The story . . . was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Kilgore Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.

'Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

'Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.'

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 5 (page 58).
by Dinkum September 2, 2013
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lack of communication

When someone is really shitty at communicating with you.
I have decided to not pursue our collaboration due to a lack of communication on your end.
by MrDrake June 3, 2016
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