lack of communication

When someone is really shitty at communicating with you.

I have decided to not pursue our collaboration due to a lack of communication on your end.

by MrDrake June 3, 2016

communication

Something upper management preaches about but refuses to use.

Employer: Frank, you seem to be lacking in communication with the other employees.
Employee: Um...my name is Norm... I will work on that.

by rvdumper July 25, 2012

nano communication

The use of nanomachines to secretly communicate among one another. In order to use this high-tech device, one must have pre-implanted nanomachines in their body. Nano-communication sends nerve impulses through your body until it reaches your brain, where you can hear the other person's voice. This technology was invented in 2027 AD, near the start of the third world war and was mainly used by spies investigating the development of Metal Gear Rex.

"Snake, switch over to nano communication. Someone may be listening in."

by darkinformer17 December 20, 2010

Communicatering

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009

Communications Major

1) The major of choice for 'people' such as sorostitutes. 2) A cruel, 4 year-long practical joke played by colleges on students. 3) A highly sought after major for competitive positions such as bus boy and Wendy's cashier.

BJs will get her further than that Communications Major will.

by Da Black Knight July 7, 2010

charter communications

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

by Kevin May 26, 2004

communicating with the aliens

when someone is next to you and they talk really loud for no reason.

when you are walking down the street with a friend and you guys are talking and the person starts talking really loud for no reason which makes it look like their communicating with the aliens

by lukeperrybomb September 24, 2009