Hot commodity

Hot commodity: someone who is hot at the moment and everyone wants to get with

Sarah is such a hot commodity right now, all the boys want her

by YEETUSSKEETUS95 August 31, 2018

Commiting a JP

Puking on a girl that you really like.

Jake was commiting a JP by puking on Trisha while playing Beer Pong.

by Bitches_bein_Bitche December 19, 2009

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters

Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"

by Subway Squad March 14, 2016

commodian

a person who always tells crappy jokes, usually at the most inopportune time.

Steevus always tries to humor us, but he always ends up sounding like a commodian.

by joel blatnicky July 30, 2007

commodian

Someone who excels at toilet humor.

That woman is a straight-up natural commodian, having told toilet jokes since she first popped outta the womb!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Hot Commodity

Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.

"iPhones are such a hot commodity, everyone wants one but I can never seem to get my hands on one!"

by mmilliee August 17, 2009