Commandussy

The vagina or anus of a military commander or leader; commander pussy.

Damn I want a taste of his commandussy

by woahapples April 1, 2021

commendate

Another word for thank you; approval; or appreciative

" I would like to commendate ya'll for coming to this intervention even though we are alll going to have a couple of drinks afterwards..." said Berry.

Jerry wants to commedate you for bringing that stuff over to the party.

by jeffersonson May 15, 2019

Commentspying

(verb) When one of your bastard nosy Myspace friends reads your comments and reads your other friend's responses to gain knowledge in the name of gossip.

Friend: I know that you're dating that girl Suzy.
You: Who told you?
Friend: I saw your Myspace.
You: Have you been commentspying? I'm gonna block you now

by StoopidLemmings September 19, 2007

commendable

cats pajamas

Joelle's word substitution for commendable was the cat's pajamas!

by Mensreyah January 11, 2014

commentpliment

When someone simply comments on something, but the comment receiver takes it as a compliment.

Guy: Sharon complimented on my mustache
Girl: That was a commentpliment. She said "hey that's a mustache on your face," she didn't say she liked it.

by carolineGM February 24, 2017

Commondush

When you just need a regular douche

Josh has tried all the name brands but really just needs a commondush

by Thegreatandpowerfuldouche May 30, 2024

Commentpost

The act of posting comments on social media platforms—Instagram, Facebook, Reddit, YouTube, etc.—not to contribute to discussion but to provoke reactions, express disagreement, engage in debatebait, gather screenbait, or simply display ignorance. Commentposts are the background noise of the internet: thousands of them, every second, designed to do nothing but occupy space and attention. Some commentposts are sincere (the user genuinely believes what they say); most are performance (the user is playing a role for an audience); many are bait (the user wants to provoke a response). Commentposting has become the default mode of online interaction, replacing conversation with combat, exchange with escalation. The commentpost is the atom of the internet—small, numerous, and often toxic.

Example: "She posted a photo of her cat. Within hours, there were forty-seven commentposts: three about the cat's cuteness, two about the lighting, and forty-two arguing about whether cats should be indoors or outdoors. None of the arguers knew each other; none would change their minds; all had successfully turned a cat photo into a battlefield. Commentposting had done its work: turning everything into argument."

by Dumu The Void February 20, 2026