comried

When you blow your load in a chicks mouth and she kisses her boyfriend/husband within minutes of swallowing.

Ref : Mike Comrie , during winter olympics comried Tommy Salo his Oilers Teammate.

Amy sucked my cock dry while I gave her a ride home. When she got out of the car she gave her boyfriend a nice long kiss. I told him he just got Comried

by Ryan Young June 11, 2007

comprise

To enclose; constitute; compose

The atmosphere of morosity comprised the entire room.

by Larstait November 14, 2003

comerse

To eat oneself. Generally not advised.

Yo I'm so mad at myself for falling asleep during that SAT, I could comerme!

by marocopolo October 14, 2004

Over Comedized

When somebody has been featured in too many comedies that resemble each other and are no longer funny.

Ex: Jeff Daniels & Jim Carrey in Dumb & dumber 2 .. It should have never happened.

Sentence :

That guy used to be funny but now he is overplayed, he is definitely over Comedized.

That guy used to be funny but now he is overplayed , he is definitely over Comedized.

by AmMalJayTer September 27, 2014

Comefused

1. When you've been fucing multiple dudes and now you're COMEFUSED about who the baby daddy is.

2. When two or more times are bonded together by male ejaculate

1.Karen: Gaby i've been sleeping with Michael, Tim, and Jon +more, and now I dont know whos the father to this baby.

Gaby: Damn bitch, you're COMEFUSED.

2. The lego pieces were not glued together they were COMEFUSED.

by anonymous March 1, 2023

COMEFUSED

1. when you've been sleeping with multiple dudes and you don't know who the baby daddy is.

2. when two or more objects are bonded by male ejaculate

3. when you're asked a question right after organum, and you make no logical sense

1. Sol: I've been sleeping with Michael, Richard, Nate, Tim + more, and now I don't know who the father to this baby is..
Gaby: Damn bitch you're, COMEFUSED.

2. The Lego block were not glued together, they were COMEFUSED.

by MikeDaAnt March 1, 2023