Colonel 

A sex act whereby after fornicating with a chicken/rooster the fornicator then recieves felatio from the person who held said chicken/rooster (in order to prevent healspur to scrotum contact).

Man that crazy German couple totally did the "Colonel" while I watched!

Colonel by Matt and Russ April 21, 2008

Colonel 

name of the un popped pieces of corn at the bottom of a pop corn bowl.

Guy: awww, theres no pop corn left, only colonels
Everryone else: What the fuck is a colonel you idiot. now shut up i'm trying to watch american pie.

Colonel by simmo890 May 24, 2009

Colonel 

A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......

That chick is definately a colonel.....

Colonel by SexBully69 March 5, 2009

Colonel 

A stocky man of medium height, very solid build, tends to draw himself up to full height when excited, or early in the mornings. Very poor sense of balance, becomes ill and vomits easily, especially when being talked to. Very popular, especially among ladies, talks to anyone. Enjoys the occasional flap in the wind. Cousin to Princess Sophie.

Mike's constant companion...

Colonel by South hi November 30, 2003

Colonel 

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

Colonel by Jam February 11, 2004

Colonel Miles Quaritch 

The most badass villain in James Cameron's Avatar.
Colonel Miles Quaritch is a Marine Corps Colonel who is the head of security in the Hells Gate sector of Pandora. He is portrayed by badass actor Stephen Lang.

Pat: Did you see that Colonel Miles Quaritch?
Justin: Yeah I did. He's a real Badass.

Colonel Miles Quaritch by UncleEddie April 28, 2010

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

Colonel Flan by TRUFUS December 7, 2009