An actor. Plays Castiel on Supernatural. Is known for having eye!sex with co-star Jensen Ackles, who is equally as delicious as Misha. Is also taking over the world with his Minions. Other names are: Tzar, My Liege, Commandant, Swami, Enlightened One, The Oppressor, The Great Confuser, Babysitter, and The Sex.
by hellobeautifulxx August 4, 2009
Get the Misha Collins mug.Guy who can’t keep his dick hard to have sex with a real girl. Because he is too busy wanking to porn and lying about it! He also is impotent as he cannot orgasm during sex.
J: Hey baby, wanna get it on?
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
K: nah, have you been pulling a joe Collings today? I don’t want to get chaffing from too much pounding hahahaa
by 9inchNails9 December 28, 2019
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Joseph Silver Collings is a porn addict. He is also a compulsive pathological liar. He treats other people nicely only to gain something. He is passive aggressive, dismissive, condescending and hasn’t been taught any manners. He has a 3-a-day porn and masturbating addiction that he cannot shake and has had since he was 12. He is spiteful and manipulative. He will ruin your life if you go near him. Don’t do it. For your own sake.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
Be nice. Don’t be a Joe Collings.
by C.P.L. December 28, 2019
Get the Joe Collings mug.A potato whose name is Collin. Native to the Chicago area, CollinPotatoes typically will not respond to your messages on Skype.
A wild CollinPotato appeared!
by not smartguy27 May 18, 2014
Get the collinpotato mug.• Actor. Baker. Candlestick maker.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
• Plays the angel Castiel on Supernatural.
• Is the Queen of the SPN family/fandom.
• Creator of RandomActs.org + GISHWHES (greatest international scavenger hunt the world has ever seen).
• The Overlord.
• Will probably take over the world someday and people would let him.
• King of social media: Twitter, Facebook live + Snapchat poems.
• Drags Donald Trump on Twitter.
• Dislikes Donald Trump.
• Former White House Intern.
• Bible group believes him to be the Anti-Christ.
• Likes to be obeyed. (See Dom!brow)
• Ships Destiel (Dean + Castiel)
• Probably insane.
• Father to future Overlord West Collins and Maison Collins.
• Cooking fast and fresh with West.
• Swears a lot.
• Sarcasm + Irony are his most loyal companions.
• His "minions" are his fans/servants.
• Mishapocalypse.
• Special skills: Bicycle touring, Tibetan throat singing, acting on camera and more.
• Favourite Disney princess: Jensen Ackles.
• Obsession with kale.
• Indian-Russian accent.
• "Where's Misha?" by Rob Benedict, Richard Speight Jr + Louden Swain.
• Will mostly likely still be starring on Supernatural Season 39.
• Bluest eyes to ever blue.
Person: Why are you wearing a pet hair dress?
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
Minion: The Overlord requested it.
Person: What?
Minion: It's GISHWHES week! Misha Collins rules!
Minion1: Hey, what's up, Assbutt?
Minion2: Not much. Just talked to some other minions how we could get rid of Trump and help Misha on his throne.
Person: What is happening?!
by MishaGirl March 26, 2017
Get the Misha Collins mug.The biggest legend ever! Like all legends, his was captured in the most cruel yet effective way possible. It was a sultry evening on August 22, 1922 when a shot rang out across the normally quiet valley of Beal na mBlath in West Cork, killing one of the most promising leaders in Irish history.
Before his untimely death, Collins took part in many major events in Irish history. He started out in the 1916 Easter Rising and was to later become one of the driving forces behind the War of Independence. He set up a spy network in Dublin, and "the Squad", a group which assassinated british spies. He was one of the revolutionary leaders who signed the Anglo-Irish treaty of 1921. After the Irish civil war ended, Collins was ambushed by a group of irregulars(anti-treaty ira) and shot dead. Today, he is still remembered as one of Irelands greatest leaders to date.
Before his untimely death, Collins took part in many major events in Irish history. He started out in the 1916 Easter Rising and was to later become one of the driving forces behind the War of Independence. He set up a spy network in Dublin, and "the Squad", a group which assassinated british spies. He was one of the revolutionary leaders who signed the Anglo-Irish treaty of 1921. After the Irish civil war ended, Collins was ambushed by a group of irregulars(anti-treaty ira) and shot dead. Today, he is still remembered as one of Irelands greatest leaders to date.
"Mind that child. He'll be a great man yet. He'll do great things for Ireland" - Michael Collins' father on his deathbed pointing to his six-year-old son
by Alison Kelly July 7, 2007
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I can’t believe Stacy laughs when her boyfriend catcalls at other women. She’s a total Susan Collins.
by MojoMjolnir October 5, 2018
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