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Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub
Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?
by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014
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commander cuckoo bananas

Homer Simpson's nickname for *, AWOL George, Shrub, Miserable Failure, Cimpy McCokespoon, Dumbya, etc. (George W Bush)
Marge: Bart, I love you, but sometimes I don’t love your choices. (sigh) Now we have to find another school for you.

Homer: Yeah, and if you get kicked out of that one you’re going straight in the army where you’ll be sent straight to America’s latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything’s possible with Commander Cuckoo-Bananas in charge.
by FarceOfNature2005 May 19, 2005
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cylinder index

The total number of internal combustion cylinders in your possession. (vehicles, gas powered equipment, marine and aviation all qualify). Popularized by "Garage Logic" A radio show on Minnesota's AM 1500.
"I have a cylinder index of 48"
by Charlie Dank July 28, 2007
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master cylinder

The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.
Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.
by HC2005 August 30, 2007
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Commander Erwin Smith

Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps, fast, quick thinking with a stunning intellect. His plans may not make much sense at the moment but he always has hidden ideals. His vast leadership skills are shown and put to the test when the female titan appears. Also the designer of the Long Distance Enemy Detection system, made to move a large group of troops by avoiding all titans if possible and relocating the direct path of the advancing units
commander Commander Erwin Smith- the 13th commander of the Survey Corps
by Lord of YOLO January 14, 2015
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Cylinder

A cylindrical shaped object attached to a larger structure that is stuck inside a mini m&m tube with butter and microwaved mashed banana stuffed inside.
Person 1. “I need help removing a cylinder stuck in a mini m&m tube”

Person 2. “Have you tried sawing the tube?”

Person 1. “It’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed”
by That_is_mine May 29, 2023
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dance commander

This term refers to a song by electric six called dance commander. Anyone who is the leader of a dance could be refered to as the dance commmander. (dance commanda)
The dance commander will now command some dances!
by Zack Rasner July 6, 2006
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