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Cothel

That feeling you get when you're insanely high and you know and you think you know that you know... Damn it the because I just had it and you just interrupt me and we both know what this is but you refuse to accept it

Pronunciation: Coe-Thel
Mark:(takes hit)
Zach:(also takes hit)
Zark: we are one with the everything and the everything is one with...
Zach: what the fuck are you talking about?
Mark: DUDE WE JUST COTHELED

other acceptable uses:
"That's so COTHEL"
"man this cothel is vibeing up in here"
"dude listen to this music, the only way I can describe it is cothel"
by Cothel November 5, 2021
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CosThot

The Cosplayer equivalent of a THOT.

a THOT that thinks they can make money by cosplaying a character that pleases the anime/nerd community. but in reality, only doing it for the popularity and money by half-assing different cosplay , giving no effort at all, but expecting asspats and recognition (E.g: only lewd cosplay or wearing a bikini and a wig saying "this is me Cosplaying _____!!!!")
"Hey who is that costhot that sexualize a child?"

"oh, that's momokun"
by cosThot101 May 30, 2018
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Coitus Procrastination

The act of thinking about football, soccer, golf, dead puppies, your mom etc etc during sexual intercourse causing a disruption in your exitement level and thus, not cumming as fast as you normally would (i.e. 1 minute)
Joe- I was about to cum while having sex with my girlfriend, but i had to resort to coitus procrastination since it had only been 45 seconds since penetration.

Mark- Awesome bro! I will start coitus procrastinating from now on!!

Pablo- Que? No el inglishh
by MrPollo2010 February 23, 2010
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Coitus Coif

The hairstyle ( coiffure ) you wear after getting a proper and vigorous fucking.
Niiice coitus coif, Dude... she must've been on top this time?
by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
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Post Coital Niggalation

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.
Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021
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Coital Companion

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.
I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.
by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010
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Coitus Conundrum

When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!

Steve: Which one would you sleep with?

Dave: All of them.

Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.

Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
by Bagseven May 20, 2010
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