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cognizent pickle

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a pickle that is cognizent of its surroundings. it is able to subtract that which exists from that which does not exist and maintain a meager form of existance.
someone with long black hair and weird fingernails is a cognizent pickle.
by richard free man July 10, 2006
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cognizance

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The awareness that one is just a replaceable cog in the workforce of a large corporation.
Significant other, "Honey, how did it go at work today?"
Tired worker's response, "Cognizance!"
by l.c.sparky December 12, 2008
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Cognizanthazard

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Information or direct experience in the subject matter which may decrease performance or increase the probability of negative outcomes.
Jane observed two comrades turn to stone as they approached and looked into the eyes of a creature. This turned out to be a cognizanthazard for her, as she was also turned to stone by the creature simply by proximity.

Vlad would have made a better trailer for the movie if he had not watched it and just picked from the snippets we sent him. Watching the movie was a cognizanthazard for his job.
by Zigioz March 7, 2023
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Cognizanthazard Paradox

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When inaccurate heuristics or cognizanthazards present a consistent problem to agents, such that experience is detrimental to performance or outcomes, yet experience seems necessary to complete the task.
Jake was told that seeing the movie decreased the ability of his competition to create a trailer for audiences. He avoided a cognizanthazard paradox by requesting random footage from the movie and learning nothing more about its plot while making the trailer.
by Zigioz March 7, 2023
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CognizAunt

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An Auntie that always seems to just know things, akin to ClairvoyAunt. You just can't get away with anything around them.

CognizAunties just know.
My CognizAunt questioned me about my secret escapades, but with a laugh promised to not tell anyone.
by Eloraborealis January 22, 2023
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adjective;
having or being pog of something.

Created by Vinesauce Vinny, stuttering the word 'cognizant'.
"...I really need to be more c-pognizant that I do not." - Vinesauce Vinny, 2021
by UA3 June 10, 2021
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cognitate

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transitive verb
: to ponder or meditate on usually intently
intransitive verb
: to meditate deeply or intently <cogntitating on her career plans>

i mean really its just the same fucking word as cogitate but sounds infinitely better.
-cognitate nigga
by sumfuck October 17, 2013
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