Cogao

A mathematical function that is applied after you have already done a page of work and are no where close to an answer. The cogao always returns an answer of zero, one, or infinity

Student 1: Man that physics test raped me. I forgot my KY.
Student 2: Me too, I had to use the cogao on problem #5.
Student 1: Word

by X Dizzle March 20, 2003

Cogao

A mathmatical function that solves any math problem regardless of what step you're at. With the Cogao, the answer is normally 0, 1, or undefined

Yeah, that Physics test raped me. I just used the Cogao to get half the problems

by Ferret December 29, 2002

Cogan

Intentionally or unintentionally failing to arrive at a scheduled meeting or rendezvous without prior notice.

Chase was coganed when Robert didn't show up on Saturday to go to the beach as planned.

by Dijon October 5, 2006

cogan

Whitest person this side of africa

Cogan - "Do i look good on this black stallion?"
Innocent Bystander - "thats one fucked up zebra"

by afrika bambaata December 26, 2008

Alex Cogar

Some gay kid with no friends, he kidnapped some girl named allison, and made a ring out of magnets and hes a celebrity

Alex cogar is gay

by The real lord chungus January 15, 2019

COGAS

When two people fart at the same time in an enclosed space, each trying to blame the other.

Wait for the next elevator, there is some serious cogas going on in there.

by Scotty Duel March 26, 2011

cogabi

cognitive abilities

"Cogabi is such a stupid acronym."
"If that's all you can perceive, then that's all it can be."
"STFU!"

by Dan.Kheadies February 7, 2018