Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

by GabeRose May 31, 2021

CoffeeWanker

One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.

Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.

by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019

coffee maker

1. Cup of coffee with cum in it given to a woman after sex.
2. Cumming in your hand and then slowly dripping it onto the woman.
3. Slowly cumming in short quick bursts so as to drip onto the chick like when a coffee maker is almost done.

As soon as he was about to cum, Gary quickly pulled out and used the ol' coffee maker approach to give the girl a facial.

by JJLG December 9, 2007

Coffee Maker

So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.

Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker

You can't choose your parents but you can choose your kid's mother/father and your coffee maker.

by Dovagedy January 8, 2020

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025