Coffeezilla

Coffeezilla, also known as Stephen Findeisen is a gossip columnist and true-crime drama youtuber, best known for his internet trolling antics and true-crime investigative video commentary where he self-proclaims to expose alleged scams. He is most famously quoted for saying “All crypto is a scam” later backtracking and saying that “98% of crypto is a scam” that he believes without proof to be cryptocurrency scams. Due to being incentivized to receive as many views as possible, his content optimize for attention rather than accuracy according to a statement from Washington Post.

Stephen Allen Findeisen: Did you see coffeezilla rip The Real World? He said it’s a scam because people are paying $49/month and only making $2k-$6k/mo in profit. That’s no where near 6 figures or life changing.

Andrew Tate: Shut up dweeb, I almost kind of respected Coffee with extra milk until he said that.

Tristan Tate: He is spitting venom with his words, an evil hater stuck in the matrix. These people worked hard for that $2k-$6k. Considering they are 16-25 that is amazing progress and I’m proud of em. Stephen Findeisen

by coffeezilla January 18, 2023

avetard coffee table

The coffee table at The Ave. Trust me, you will find EVERYTHING except coffee on this son of a bitch. The main thing that will stand out is the dab rig and it's wax, this is the key part of everything avetard related. You will also find a shit ton of beer and White Claw cans from the past four nights. This table is always filled so much random and useless junk because avetards are lazy and can't accept responsibility to ever clean it.

I was drinking a White Claw at The Ave and I tried to put my can down on the avetard coffee table but there was no fucking space because there was so much trash and a million other empty cans on that fucker.

by TurnM3Up December 9, 2019

Coffee Ass

When the cheesecake from cheese cake factory smells like the ratchet third Simpson sister, and smells like coffee.

Hillary Duff: Ugh she's such a coffee ass!

by OmgShane July 5, 2016

coffee time

A way to get a friend to meet up but instead of sitting together for a cup of Joe, it turns into a lengthy intervention session.

Friend: Should we ask bigboi for coffee time?
Me: Yeah we haven't had an intervention for a while now.
Friend: Yeah man. We gotta talk about his delusional rental living, environment saving, feminist supporting, and manboob growing lifestyle.

by midspin69 August 12, 2019

Coffee House revolutionary

This is similar to an armchair quarterback, all talk and no action.

Tyler was a typical coffee house revolutionary, all radical talk with no chance of action!

by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Coffee Bongo

When a person's belly is fully of coffee they hit their belly like a bongo

My belly was so full of coffee I played the coffee bongo

by darkestdarci April 15, 2022

Cotch 'n' Coffee

It means to grab a coffee and chill with your friends and or partner, but it is also a code for sex. When you ask someone to "Cotch n Coffee" it will have to depend on the circumstances so there will be a different meaning for it.

Circumstance 1:

Dave: Do you wanna cotch 'n' coffee?

Anne: Yeah ill come round yours in a bit

Dave: See you in a bit then

Circumstance 2:

Dave: Cotch 'n' Coffee?

Alex: Yeah man starbucks?

Dave: Calm man, meet you there around 2.

by jkbjk February 11, 2017