Codswallap

Talking shit.

He was speaking absolute codswallap. He started saying things like David Tennant is my you know what.

by Dr Giraffe August 12, 2010

Cobswallow

A very old or decrepit vagina usually contains cobwebs and feels like sandpaper, Usually possessed by mothers who are 40 and over.

Yo, i walked in on your mom in the bathroom and she has a cobswallow...

by Poonanisrock October 13, 2009

Bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers

What British people call potato chips.

Person 1: Oi, mate! Did you know that Americans call bloody jollywhap bumberknuckle codswallop bloopyblam crispers "potato chips"?!

Person 2: Really? No way!

by Acoolboy February 27, 2022

codswallop

Used to denote the fallaciousness of any statement/idea.

Orig. Old English, where the 'cods' referred to the cock and balls, thus codswallop was jiz, spunk, cum, semen.

Person 1. "War is a necessary evil."
Person 2. "Codswallop! You fucking idiot, have you ever actually read a book?"

by edjog November 7, 2005

pubnico cockswallow

when you suck so bad at golf you have to offer your girl to felate the the winning team

we better pick our game up or we will have to offer the pubnico cockswallow.

by Shatfinger July 4, 2008

Codswallop

Bullshit

Guy : Hey, I'm pregnant
Friend : That's just a codswallop, you're not even pregnant.

by human8892 February 3, 2018

Codwallop

Bullshit.

Allison: "Omg, I love Justin Bieber's new single!"
Briana: "Ew, he's a load of codwallop."

by LuceroSheppydog November 10, 2012