Boddingtons

-The drink of Gods, it's creamy head is heaven for your tastebuds.
-Also known as a 'Boddy' a 'B-Train' and 'Boddy-Fresh'

Damn, I just drank a creamy Boddingtons and i'm feeling fly-ass!!

by Fantum May 11, 2011

The Covington Blumpkinator

The action of a person receiving a blowjob and getting their ass hole eaten out at the same time while taking a poop.

Taylor and Katie break down bathroom doors in Covinton High School in order to give The Covington Blumpkinator to their terrified victims.

by 50 Shades of Guff December 9, 2012

Fort Covington

Fort Covington, NY - it's a town just as redneck as it sounds. With one street light, one gas station, one grocery store and one pizzeria, there are plentiful action-packed things to do and see for the 32 people that live in this podunk town. Fifty percent of the locals are above 70 years of age and have never left the town...even for a vacation. The other fifty percent are two-teethed rejects of life that spread their legs for money and live off the welfare system. Yes, this place sure has its charm. Well, no one comes to visit, and those who pass through it barely noticed. The stench of cow shit in the summer may have gotten a passerby's attention, but for the most part - only Indians make their way through Fort Covington, only to go to Canada and smuggle huge amounts of stank weed into the country for double the price. Ahh, the beautiful cow country, dirty Salmon River, and muffin topped ladies pushing strollers of rugrats down Route 37. This town is the pride of the North Country, for sure.

A driver and passenger are cruising down Route 37 and spot a road sign for Fort Covington up ahead.

The car's passenger waits 5 seconds and asks if they had reached the town yet.

But the driver says to the passenger, "Dude, we passed it four seconds ago. Didn't you see that nasty fat bitch licking a custard outside of Leroux's. She's the town judge."

by 12937 November 17, 2010

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

nod noddington

heroine user has a good hit and nods out. Said by irritated person with addict to alert them that they are no fun in nod noddington mode...

Oh it seems that Nod Noddington is making an appearance again!! Bitch cant handle their drugs!

by mexifrynutsack November 26, 2017

Cardington

A town that’s fully of pussy ass bitches who need to grow the fuck up and let themselves go.

Damn don’t be a bitch from cardington

by F-Dingtown November 4, 2019

Covington

Covington, Kentucky is a city bordering Cincinnati, Ohio. To most, Covington, and the near Newport, Kentucky, have unofficially become part of Cincinnati.

From Northbout I-75, as you're going down the hill just as you're about to enter Covington, you can see a great view of Cincinnati.

by Mike February 3, 2005