Cocomelon

Something that you are addicted to, like how Cocomelon has an addicting effect on kids.

"Anime music videos were my Cocomelon, I watched them all the time"

by tomatotown June 9, 2023

Cocomelon

A child's favorite show. It brainwashes or turns all people 7+ to mush, or pushes them to insanity. It is unbearable and kills adult's brain cells one, by one.

"Oh fudge, that kid is playing Cocomelon! RUN BEFORE YOU GO INSANNNNNNNNE!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 5, 2022

Cocomelon

Its a melon filled with cocoa trying to defeat Bhushan Kumar but here’s the thing he isnt a melon

Cocomelon is defeating pewdiepie HELP!!!!

by LEGALISE_PIRACY August 6, 2021

Cocomelon

cocaine for babies

Wow, little Johny is a Cocomelon addict.

Baby Susanna is on that Cocomelon like she on her momma's titties.

by i have to die to reach it May 23, 2023

Cocomelon

A kids shows that is so shit and has been turned into gif’s, memes and is a shown on Netflix ( stop watching the show, ok)

I hate watching cocomelon

by Uhhhq March 21, 2022

Cocomelon

A childrens cartoon with a weird ass name.
A series of cartoons that will make you realize how far ahead of your time you are, and how fucking sad that is, as well as how fucking sad this world is getting for you because you are getting so fucking old.

Cocomelon sucks dick.

by chickennoodle972 October 31, 2021

Cocomelon

A menace to society.

Cocomelon

by Pialinist April 5, 2023