cockopotamus

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

Crocopotamus

A crocodile shaped hippopotamus
A mix between a crocodile and a hippopotamus

You are a crocopotamus

by Crocopotamus October 10, 2014

Cuckapotamus

A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

by The knight rider December 1, 2018

coochapotamus

A walking coochie. A cooch that has 6 legs.

"HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE coochapotamus!"

by Laurenrm April 28, 2022

Cookapotamuss

A Hippopotamuss that gets cooked

Oi bro your cookapotamuss aye

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024