cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

cocktipuss

the act of having eight individual penis's

"Did you go to the circus this weekend?"
"No"
"There were all these weird circus freaks though"
"I still didn't go"
"There was this one guy with eight dicks, they called him the cocktipuss"
"Fuck you man, that's seven to many"

by Snickersshitters February 5, 2010

Cocktopus

The act of receiving eight dicks at once.

"Did you hear the Helen had a cocktopus with eight midgets last night?"

by rhyme_masta_123 April 20, 2015

Cocktopuss

The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.

Looks like Philipe changed his cock to a puss. Lets go swimming. (jeez christ) He has a huge Cocktopuss.

by OLDCORNTOOTH February 24, 2009

cocktopus

When a girl is surrounded by 8 cocks at once. Usually in a circle around the girl.

Dude, me and 7 other guys just gave this girl a cocktopus! It was fucking awesome!

by bigpimp741 April 2, 2008

cockerpussy

This is when she or he has a dick and pussy

A george what a beautiful cockerpussy

by NO UUU February 10, 2019