cosmopotamus

A highly prevalent subspecies of the cosmetician family, which is characterized by it's robust physical stature, known colloquially as the fat hairdressers. Often seen wearing mostly black.

This morning I witnessed the migration of a group of immature cosmopotamuses as they navigated their way down the alley to the hair dresser school.

by boobybobbler January 14, 2010

Cocoapotamus

A dolphin named Cocoa that was breed with a hippopotamus creating a cocoapotamus

My cocoapotamus loves to rome free and eat whores

by Lindsay1234 May 17, 2008

Crocopotamus

A crocodile shaped hippopotamus
A mix between a crocodile and a hippopotamus

You are a crocopotamus

by Crocopotamus October 10, 2014

Cuckapotamus

A prize winning cuck who makes plans then gets to faded and sleeps all day

Frank was supposed to go hunting but passed out all day instead. Hes such a fucking Cuckapotamus

by The knight rider December 1, 2018

Cookapotamuss

A Hippopotamuss that gets cooked

Oi bro your cookapotamuss aye

by Dann Mann February 15, 2024