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Cockride

Same as someone who kisses ass. Someone who is a cockride attempts to gain favor of a person with higher authority in order to gain their trust for reasons of personal gain or to show off.
e.g.

Person 1: "Hey I think we should have a game of CoD?"
Person 2: "I think that we should play BF3 instead."
Coderider: "I want to play CoD on Person1's team!"

"Dave doesn't let anyone in his shed except Trent, what a fuckin' cockride."

-"Yeah, Jacob doesn't let just anyone into his mini-bar, but he lets me."
-"You're such a cockride cunt."
by Tambre' November 20, 2011
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cockidol

Someone who is like a limp cock, really lazy.
That Iain is a right COCKIDOL lazy bugger
by TDpr July 12, 2005
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Cockfident

A term used to describe a man who is confident enough in himself, as a man, to know that, as long as he has a penis, he has no reason to be self conscious about any other defining factors that may come into play.
Man 1 : Dude, but I dont know if she will accept me after she sees my package!
Man 2: Oh, come on man... just be cockfident!
by neely b voracious July 18, 2009
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Cockrider

Phen cockrides Geoterra staff 24/7 aka he’s a cockrider
by Skelebubble April 10, 2020
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cockold

The cockold husband watched as his wife fucked another man.
by Bayley December 7, 2007
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Cockident

A: When you are both over confident and cocky, or arrogant and sure of yourself.

B: When you are putting your penis into a woman and the tip sticks and your penis bends.
A: That guy is so sure of himself and thinks he knows everything. That guy is Cockident!

B: Last night I was "Doing it" with my girlfriend and got Cockident.
by Cocky! August 30, 2010
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Cockocidal maniac

We all know one, a man who is always thinking with his penis in more and more elaborately kinky ways. The sort of man who would ram a cold mint Cornetto down his Jap's eye, uses his own semen to wash his car, lodge dice underneath his foreskin, insert a Dirt Devil car vacuum up his biscuit isle and give people a tenner and a video of himself having a wank wearing an oven glove as a Christmas present. These sort of people are cockocidal maniacs.
Rat Schon: "Daddy's only gone and got himself barred from Tesco!"
Failure Schon: "Why?"
Rat Schon: "He went in drunk and ended up taking his trousers off, wandering around the store using his knob to knock things off shelves. He even opened a Creme Egg and used it as chalk, pretending his cock was a snooker cue. He's a cockocidal maniac!"
by TheLafayetteBlues December 17, 2013
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