David: I woke up and thought my wife was having sex with someone else.
Nathan: Ugh bud you had a cuckmare.
Nathan: Ugh bud you had a cuckmare.
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A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
A phenomenon observed describing the number of attractive women (ranked as 8/10 or above on the hotness scale) in a particular geographic area relating to the competition from other females and number of preying males in the area. Cockmarkets are based on the principle that the more regional or remote a location is, the more attractive the women are deemed to be by males targeting potential females in the area. This is in contrast to attractive women living in city or metropolitan locations whose hotness ranking (score out of 10) is decreased due to the amount of competition and number of other hot females in the area. Cockmarkets can be compared to other 'physical' markets i.e. the stock market, as the principle is based on the supply and demand of commodities i.e. the smaller the supply the higher the demand and increased value
Ryan: Dude check out that hot piece of walking axe wound
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
Kevin: Dude we work in the mining industry in Alabama, anything with close to a gash looks good here
Ryan: Fuck you she's not that bad
Kevin: Is that because she doesn't have a hairy upper lip and doesn't drag her arms on the ground like the other 2 girls in this town. To many men and not enough hot women, sure is a cockmarket here
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The ops tend to hate it
(Largo) what the hell is cockarello?
* You were kicked by WarT (Bad word (what the hell is cockarello?)! ‹172›)
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