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Cocklate

A penis roughly the size of a cocoa bean.
Johnny's penis was so small......some would call it a cocklate.
by lol918 October 3, 2017
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Complimate

When you are trying to friendzone someone without being a complete cunt.
Ben really likes me but I don't know how to reject him without being harsh.

Just complimate him.

For example- You are a really great friend, but a shit lover.
by walkingnoboday April 12, 2019
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cockliteal

When a guy fucks the knee pit.
He gave me a cockliteal after I told him I was menstrual, had diarrhea, and that my boobs were too small to titty fuck.
by 00Nasty December 11, 2007
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cocklate

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.
Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.
by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006
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Conklicated

A task thats easy to do but because of your crippling case of dehabilitative lazyness you neither posses the means or willpower to accomplish.
out of reach bro, bit to conklicated for me to do right now
by Smurf Rocket August 14, 2011
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
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cockinater

Someone who likes cock alot!
your moms a cockinater
by Erik Williams April 22, 2006
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