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Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.
Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.
by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021
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Cockstralia

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
by Professor Dive March 9, 2021
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cockstrap

a leather strap (fastened by buckles, snaps, velcro, etc) used as a cock ring
he had his cockstrap on the loosest snap but when he lost his erection it all fell off
by Eumolpus September 16, 2007
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cockstraw

a dirty, nasty, filthy man penis, that when thirsty for that manjuice; you suck it as if the penis was a straw.
Dibba: Dude Felicia was licking my balls, then she started sucking my cock.

Kris: Ya man, she drinks from that cockstraw mother fucker.

Mo: Hoo Rah.
by S. Jab. April 10, 2008
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cachestrated

The activity of using your castrated penis to trade in a geocache.
"Why is there a severed penis in this geocache?"
"Oh, I cachestrated myself here last week."
by Miniman April 11, 2015
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cockstraphobic

An emotion characterized by the deep-seeded fear of a large number of cocks in close proximity.
Hey bro, we're having a hot tub party tonight, guys only!

Sorry bro Montana, you how cockstraphobic I get.
by Aziz Ansari August 14, 2010
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Cockstraption

A strap on cock contraption. A strange or intricate strap on dildo.
I just came from the sex shop and bought this fancy cockstraption.

What is that cockstraption?
by malt liqua January 12, 2011
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