cocktard

A girl that has no idea what to do with a dick

suzie's such a cocktard, she was biting me all night

by Jimbo December 12, 2003

cockward silence

An awkward silence between two men where one man's masculinity is in question.

When Dave pulled up to my house in a minivan, there was a long cockward silence.

by Vinny Porrello January 4, 2008

cocktard slave

This person is a flamming homosexual who loves the cock, they are mildly retarded, and they are cock slaves for their cock master

Fredrich J. Massimi is a faggtarded cocktard slave!

by Pissed at Homoz March 12, 2003

cockward

awkward in a sexual way

Damn Chico, that chick is so cockward!

by turnure May 8, 2006

cockward

An awkard situation that surrounds the conversation of a cock.

Nat grabs Brent in the nether regions.

Reid in an unrelated response shouts "Me too" referring to wanting coffee directly following the previous grab.

Brent turns to Reid and says "You want to grab my cock too? That's cockward!"

by brentionary January 26, 2011

Cockhands

Anyone who leaves the restroom and does not wash their hands after handling their manhood.

I made sure to use a paper towel to open the doors as I returned from the restroom. Richard Gutierrez, also known as cockhands, had not washed his hands once again.

by srjg March 30, 2010

cockward

The voluntary or involuntary act of progressing a situation or discussion into a state of awkwardness towards the male reproductive genitalia or “cock”

"Becky, don't bring up his ex-girlfriend in front of her. You're making shit cockward."

by phoshizzle41 November 4, 2009