Cockfrown

Cockfrown is used to describe a girl that has absolutely zero appealing assets. A girl that is ugly, but has at least one or more attractive assets, does not qualify for cockfrown status. Also, any appealing asset that is not visible cannot mitigate a girl's cockfrown status. The converse of the term, applied to girls who have only attractive assets, is a cocksmile. The terms vaginafrown and vaginasmile can be used by women to describe men.

A girl with a disgusting face and ass but a nice rack is not a cockfrown; a girl that has a gross face, ass, rack, and everything else disgusting, is a cockfrown. The term is used as follows: she is a cockfrown.

by Publius17 May 23, 2009

cockrust

see also urungus

i need a shower. i'm getting some serious cockrust.

by the dastardly one December 30, 2003

Cockfoster

When your woman is away and you need someone to take care of your cock.

Sarah was away so Joe got himself a cockfoster for the weekend.

by Freska1181 July 21, 2017

cockroot

the roots of a cock. the choda, the balls, and all the other plumbing.

shut up matt or i'll rip out your cockroot.

can also be used as an insult itself such as, "you stupid cockroot".

by daniel jones June 23, 2006

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

Cockboost

The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.

So dude, that 46 second kegstand totally cockboosted you with Kierstin.

Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.

by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009

Cowabunga Cockfest

A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.

Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.

by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2021