cocked 

so drunk that you engage in gay sex

lets get cocked

cocked by supafly rabbi January 22, 2004

cocked 

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

cocked by Nojworth July 20, 2006

Cocked 

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

Cocked by Nector November 20, 2007

Cocked 

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

Cocked by Kent May 6, 2003

cocked 

to have phone sex. It rhymes with talked. But it's no ordinary form of talking, it's phone sex. Hence, cocked.

"omg laur! i totally cocked with brandon last night! class with him tomorrow should be awkward"

cocked by lauren1215 February 24, 2008

Cocked 

A word used when you totally cocked your friends!

"Hey bro!"

"what."

"Your family is dead."

"what"

"get cocked loser!"

Cocked by Cocksandballslover240 July 6, 2022

cocked 

to look "jacked" or in great shape

he looks cocked as fuck

cocked by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025